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To be John Kreese'd is to be bent over with laughter, as if you were creased (like a piece of paper). It is a play on words - Kreese/Crease.
Sensei John Kreese being from the Karate Kid Trilogy.
I was John Kreese'd at the thought of that wheelbarrow getting nicked.
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The act of borderline drowning someone while you pork them from behind.
Man, I totally John the Baptist'd my date last night in the Arby's bathroom. She was so angry that she made me wash the beef packed feces from her hair.
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a very sexy, strong, smart, ladies man that is loved by everyone that sees him. there is no way possible to regect his charming good looks and his sweetness. every girl wants him, and every guy wants to be him.
John Guistat just got five girls in less than a minute to make out with him, he is irresistable.
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see idiot and liberal
The loser that thought he could beat Bush in the 2004 election. He got owned big time despite the ketchup money provided by his numbskull wife.
Some people are living in their own little claiming that John Kerry is our president.
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While taking a large shit you leave a skid mark of turd on your ball sack.
"Oh man the other day I took a shit so big I gave myself a John Stamos."
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Pitta bread. Derivation: someone (alright, me) pronouncing 'pitta' as 'peter', which became 'mark bread', then 'luke bread', and finally 'John bread.'
'Are we out of John bread again?'
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To be the first one of a group to fail, die, sell out, move on, etc.
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Used interchangeably with Yoko Ono; to forsake your friends, band, etc. for a woman.
We'd agreed to all stay friends after graduation, but then Eddie got a job in Tulsa and John Lennoned on us. At least he wasn't like Jim. That dude totally Yoko Ono'd with that skank Sherry.
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