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~Zen*Knack*Kiss~, or Zen as she is affectionately known, is the most famous poster on Babycenter message boards. She is known to frequent the Bargain Hunting Tips For Parents board. Some love ~Zen*Knack*Kiss~, others hate her. Like Cindybin of Yahoo trolling fame, ~Zen*Knack*Kiss~ is not a troll in the traditional sense of the word - but her snippy comments and overinflated ego make her a well-known, infamous poster nonetheless.
Variations on Zen's screen name are zenknackkiss, her Yahoo ID; and zen_knack_kiss, not actually Zen herself... but she thinks Zen is so awesome, she set up a ~Zen*Knack*Kiss~ Worship Page on Myspace. You can find this Worship Page at http://www.myspace.com/zen_knack_kiss
~Zen*Knack*Kiss~ is God's gift to humanity.
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a term used by whackjobs to insult another whackjob. Can be used in jest and normally is.
Hey fellow whackjob, you can bend down and kiss my shit
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When your girlfriend (or boyfriend if you swing that way) stops mid way through giving you a blowjob to kiss you on the lips.
A full moon kiss would be when they kiss you on the lips, after they have given the blowjob.
The former is arguably preferable.
Guy 1: "Dude, Alice is so good at giving head. She even stopped half way through and gave me a half moon kiss!"
Guy 2: "Nice!"
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when a yamagotchi poops it resembles a hersey kiss
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When one attempts to perform a "Mexican Chipmunk" but instead, due to the mexican food, lets loose a stream of liquid feces into the partner's mouth
Dude, I was totally going to give this girl a Mexican Chipmunk, but my stomach was upset and I gave her a Mexican French Kiss instead.
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This is also an act of extreme affection by a guy to his girl friend. It is best done when she is lying down although she may be standing while he is kneeling. It is a way for him to treat her tenderly with on expectation of return. A girl who has a boy friend willing to kiss and caress her ass is very lucky to have him.
Sweetheart, I 'm gonna kiss your ass because you are so sweet.
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When straight guys can't get any girls so they go and makeout with their bestfriend, who happens to look like a girl and brag to all their emo friends on xanga or myspace that they are in, what they call, 'love'.
Emo boy's kissing:
Harrison:-Cry's- Omggg!!!! Lucy dumped me again!!!
Tom:Dude I hadn't had a girlfriend for like 4 years!!-sobs-
Bob:MY FUCKING SISTER SAID I LOOKED LIKE A GIRL!-cuts self-
Tom:Hey, I have an Idea, let's all makeout, and take pictures of it, and we'll be cooler than XRyanX.
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