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you are muffled and you can not be heard when talking on the phone
We can't hear you, you're talking on a potato
When you don’t wanna say something in person so you say it through something but not necessarily
“Omg Ashley I texted Ashton as if I was dive talking but it felt so good to get it off my chest and just tell him I was in love with him”.
The argument you get into with your girlfriend when she thinks you are a dead beat pizza boy. The conversation usually ends with an ultimatum.
Guy #1: Hey man, you alright?
Guy #2: *sniffle* Nah dude, my girl just gave me the pizza talk.
Guy# 1: Dude that suuuuuucks
The greatest podcast of all time
Talk Tuah cured my ballsack cancer
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Talk Tuah is one of the most influential podcasts and pieces of media of the century. Following the story of the "Hawk Tuah" girl, it shows the ups and downs of fame and limelight. To say it is a work of art is no exaggeration. Its philosophical applications belong among that of Aristotle, Plato, Nietzsche. To be the best is to be Talk Tuah. It will change a mans life, and I ask that you look into it.
"Talk Tuah is better than my works" -aristotle at some point i think
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the coolest thing that exists or ever has existed ever
Guys, check out that chimp that can talk, he's so cool!!!!!
When you are working in an office and you need an excuse to make small talk with someone you meet at the printer to talk. Note this can be elaborated on for any other office equipment like scanners, photocopiers, fax etc.
Person 1: The boss is looking at us if you want to finish talking lets do some printer talk
Person 2: That sounds like a good idea i'll head over now.