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The Internet tough guy of academia. Whereas an Internet tough guy pretends to be an all-state linebacker who could totally kick your ass, an Internet smart guy pretends to be an educated professional on topics in which he has limited knowledge.
Internet smart guys will often be found trolling broad discussion topics such as politics and science, but will not fail to comment on very specific specializations.
Common symptoms include, but are not limited to: terrible spelling and grammar, missing the point, limited citations (often from wikipedia), severe caps lock, and inability to handle disagreements.
Innocent forum-goer: I believe that the current correctional system does nothing to improve the behavior of inmates.
Internet smart guy: LOL ARE YOU DUMB?
Innocent forum-goer: Do you have an argument?
Internet smart guy: WELL ACTUALY IM STUDYING CRIMINAL LAW FOR MY ASSOCIATES DEGREE SO THERE WOULDNT EVEN BE AN ARGUMENT LOL
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1. A person who has very mean and ruthless tones over the telephone.
2. One who exhibits characteristics of being a hardass over the telephone with any real muscle to back up their talk. Also makes threats over the phone with no intention of following though with them.
John: "Hey, you better quit fucking around with my sister or else..."
Jim: "Or else what?"
John: "I'm gonna break your legs and gouge out your eyes, fucker."
Jim: "Whatever, you're just a big pussy telephone tough-guy."
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This was something brought to light by Dane Cook the funniest guy in the entire world. If you ever notice when you are at a job there is always a creepy guy there. And even if you quit and go to a different job the guy is still there. And whenever he comes drifting in like lets say you are in the break room you get that feeling that there something wrong here and you need to get out like behind a vending machine or on the roof to go breakdancing. but there is a solution that Mr. Cook has come up with, you should talk to that guy and be nice to him and give him Snickers (candy) because when that day finally comes where he snaps! and comes into work with a sawwed off shotgun just killing everyone CHUCK CHUCK PFFF! CHUCK CHUCK PFFF! then he gets to your office and whispers "thanks for the candy" you'll be happy you listened to Dane Cook.
"Marcus, the creepy guy @ work, just came in and shot everyone except Dane.
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It is a hilarious show. The creators and writers are brilliant comedians, who write with a brand of humor undoubtedly absurd and creative, but not relevant or precise in semantics, and sometimes without appeal to the more touchy watcher. And, anyone who says it is for the less intelligent is most likely less intelligent than the creator, Seth MacFarlane and the rest of the team.
You: I watched family guy last night, and I dreamed of footballs and strange babies.
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Hugging someone, namely a date in halfassed way as to tell them they are not interested in another date or possibly ever seeing that person again.
Once in the parking lot she gave him a homeless guy hug because she wanted the date to be over quickly.
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the perfect excuse to leave an akward situation
white guy: That was a great time last night.
white guy's girlfriend: I think I'm pregnet.
white guy: I gotta go do white guy stuff.
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1: When one does not quite understand a guy's deal
2: First used in Step Brothers by Derek's son while the family was eating dinner and Dale asked a question about Derek's story. Out of anger and confusion of Dale's stupid question the son muttered, "What's this guy's deal?", creating comedy legend.
3: Can be said in certain situations, such as: If a friend was doing something slightly vulgar and without purpose one might say, "What's this guy's deal?". Out of pure perplexion of that guy's deal. Commonly said to a group of people so perhaps one of them must understand.
Person 1: "Wow, Twilight was such a good movie. Full of inspiration of how the undead can still find love."
Person 2: "What's this guy's deal?"
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