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Half-Face Picture Day

October 20th is National Half-Face Picture Day, send your contacts a picture of half your face!

John: “Hey send me a picture of Half your face!”
Stacy: “Why”
John: “Today is October 20th, it’s Half-Face Picture Day”

by Mr. Half-Face October 20, 2020


half-steppibling

Stepparent's half-sibling.

half-steppibling.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024


Half a decade

This is five years

It's going to be I half a decade ago when I turn 15.

by 459395 February 17, 2022


half pass

Using only half the useful width of a farm implement.

"Make a half pass with that disk to cut those clods up some more."

by npokpr October 16, 2013


chan, your half 52 next year

bang chan is going to be half 52 next year, as seungmin said
or this year rather
we all know hes only foive but hes already half 52 thats crazy

"chan, your half 52 next year" - kim seungmin

by kitpysaysfuckyou March 28, 2023


Half-Pound Prawn Basket

Two or more penetrative entities in one opening (male or female), where at least one such entity is a penis with a tendency to be overly enthusiastic, especially if it's already been hand-breaded. One could say it is plump, juicy and perfectly seasoned. Of the easy peel variety. Boom-boom shrimp and then there was one (ergo, a 1/2 pound). There is fortunately an easy solution, which is to make this a peel-and-eat style basket.

"We were gonna have some fun last night but it turned into a half-pound prawn basket thanks to Minuteman over here, so we had to go the peel-and-eat route. I could do a lot worse."

by PinchLikeAGentleman July 10, 2022


Half and Half Creamer

When yo girl is givin u some good succ and you boutta cum but she ain't ready and don't know if she gunna swallow and take it like a champ so she swallow some and spit some out all over you

Brad: I saw you getting a ride home from Courtney yesterday, did you get some head?

Alex: Yeah bro, but I didn't tell her when so I ended up giving her the half and half creamer.

by daddy 69 420 April 25, 2018