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Ride bling refers to the trophies granted when achieving personal records, top n times, or King of the Mountain on segments in Strava.
Dude, you hammered that century on Sunday, so much ride bling!
I know wha you here for.
Your friend, a big black male, with a deep ah voice walks into the room. You are both on a road trip. You are staying at a cheap motel >:) . He slept in a different room then you. Suddenly, you feel the urge. The urge to ride his cock like a cow girl. You run toward him and start kissing him passionatly. You can feel his shit bulging. You want to stroke it. He grabs your massive tits and starts ripping off your blouse. He starts sucking your tits and you let out a small moan. His cock is pratically ripping off his pants now, so you deside to relieve him and you take off his pants. His monster cock is 8 inches. You get down on your hands and knees and scream daddy as you give the best hand job he will ever get. You start sucking it. He cums so much is fills up your mouth. But he is not done. He has another bullet in the chamber. He throws you on the bed and starts squeezing your tits with one hand and starts stripping your pants off with the other. Your pussy is so wet it feels like a water park. He starts sucking your pussy. He screams that he cant resist any more and rams his cock into your pussy. In and out for what seemed like hours. You feel like your going to cum so you scream Im cumming! He says wait so you hold it in. He tells you to get on top of him. You climb on top of him and he says, RIDE IT LIKE A COW GIRL! You ride that cock like its your horse bessie and you cum and he cums at the same time. The End.
Ride it like a cow girl >:) daddy
A couple of words that are used to describe a vehicle that they could never have
1)A abortion preformable in a back alley.
2)A explanation for people that are generally wrong and don't fit in within reasonable logistical thinking.
Jim fucks up royally, sending people to their demise in a leadership role.
Bill:Jim, I can't understand how you could have ever survived the coathanger ride!
Bill is a retard of a boss. His boss, Jim is aware and is planning to fire him.
Jim: If I was your mother I would have put you on a coathanger ride.
is when you get on top of your car and drive around (preferably a station wagon with a rack to hold on to)
My sister took us roof riding around Reche Canyon riding on the roof, holding on to the rack.
Super Mario World Really Indended.
How Puyo Puyo is Jealous.
Totally Original Joke: Mario is Going to Ride Yoshi, of course!
To always keep a bottle of Johnny Walker Red with you wherever you go, just in case.
Ralph said to Tony, "Party was a bummer this weekend, huh? Hey man, just never ride dry"