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On August 8 is National Send Boobs Day on this Day females are to send Boobs to anybody who asks.
“August 8th National Send Boobs Day”
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World national bitch day is a holiday that falls on march 7th every year. Anyone born on this day automatically receives the legal name of a "bitch"
Guy 1) did you know that march 7th is world national bitch day
Guy 2) isnt guy 3 born on march 7th? He must be a real bitch
May 12 is national simp for Maleah day. Any girl named Maleah gets simped on for the whole day. All the boys either give her gifts or attempt to kiss her because her day is so special
Jacob: yo dude what day is it?
Ethan: yo don’t you know? It’s may 12th?Did you forget it’s national simp for Maleah day?
Jacob: ohhh shoot dude. I didn’t even get a gift so simp for Maleah frick
On December the 2nd it is national miss school day
Bob: You going to school on December the 2nd
Jeff: No
Bob: Why
Jeff: It is national miss school day
It's all of october this is for the ladies who get their asses touched
Brain grabbed my ass so I grabbed his dick because its national grab ass and dick month national grab dick month
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June 10th A day to post on all social media an Ex that did you dirty GET PETTY !
It’s National ex day? lemme show everyone how wrong he did me ;)
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On the 16th April, it's the national eat poop day. On this day, you can poop wherever, to then proceed to eat up the big juicy poop. Hang out with your friends, poop with them, shit or whatever. On the National Eat Poop Day, you should all celebrate and have delicious poopy meals!
Jonathan: Yo, it's the national eat poop day today!
**Jonathan pulls down his pants and scoops out a huge shitload of black watery poop.
Jonathan: Eat up, please!
Nicolai: Mhmmm, this is yummy, it tastes like my favorite meal, thai wok!
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