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uf you are thinking of having pet birds, thick twice. or TRICE literal so noisy all the time. morning noon and night, you'll be greeted by their "AAAAAACCCCCCCCK" :D yes
friend: "should i get pet birds?"
me: "no."
a cool bird that wears aviators & smokes marlboro blacks. when you’re in need of nicotine, just call the fucking bird & he will bring you nicotine
Hey do you have any nicotine?
No, just call a nicotine bird
When some takes a swig of a liquid, preferably alcoholic, then spits it squirt gun style into ones anus
Once at this party, I was Baby-Bird Boofing a full beer with the help of Abigail.
When someone takes a swig of an alcoholic beverage and then spits it squirt gun style into another individuals anus.
Last night I Was Baby-Bird Boofing a whole bottle of whiskey from my wife.
The runny poo you get after getting food poisoning from dirty bird (KFC)
“Something in that dirty bird has given me the old squirty bird. I’ve been destroying toilets for the past 2 hours…”
Flipping the bird to someone after your mate just did something stone cold morally
Friend A: Where the heck is my nephew's dog? You know where he is?
Friend B: Well, I killed him. Just to mess with you.
Friend A: You deserve to get flipped off, get the bird, and also the cold bird.
when your bird is horny it has sex preferably like my birds they have sex and they’re both girls so they’re lesbian birds so just understand that
bird + horny = bird sex
i have a horny bird it keeps having sex