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The most sexy woman you will ever find. Ur mom is also one of the best jokes known to man.
Person one: im confused
Person two: no but ur mom is
ur mom is always with you, unlike your dad who left for milk and never came back
Ur mom gay!
I know, I have two moms
the woman who birthed u
new way of saying "joe mama"
Someone: "Hey do you know who invented light bulbs?"
"ur mom."
an ugly whore that sucks anyones dick
aaa fam ur mom be gay she sucked my dick last night
Usually gay or one of ur friends fuccd her it’s ur mom
Friend: Dude ur mom was really tight last night
You: Bro so was urs I’m so glad she’s gay