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When you're so sad, you turn to comedy to feel some sort of happiness. In this case, Depressed Cheese can be some sort of flavor to your saddening comfort.
"I'm the big Depressed Cheese today boys" ;(
Flamondo Cheese is the dried up residue after sex that is left behind around the nuts or the tip of the penis or under the foreskin.
I need to wash my dick & nuts before I go home to my wife, it's covered with flamondo cheese.
Someone who is bad at everything but always tries to ruin the day of others. Basically a Sell-Out, but 10 times worse.
"Minning screwed up at Volleyball so he kicked the volleyball over the school fence. He is such an Ass Cheese."
Dick cheese is what forms when you nut in someones ass, then insert a butt plug. Do this multiple times and the cum will start to ferment into dick cheese.
Damn man, her Ass Cheese tasted hella good last night.
Main cuisine in whorehouses, and alleyways with fun uncles. Can be ordered at Dominos but with a lot of persuading and pickle tickling.
Daddy: can I get a dildo with cheese
Donald from Dominos: say what nigga
Daddy: I said, can I get a dildo with cheese
Donald from Dominoes: meet me in the bathroom
*A few inches later*
Daddy: that was fun to order thanks nigga
Donald from Dominoes: the fuck you say to me white boy
The feeling of the cheese grater on my dick filled me with such euphoric pleasure, beyond anything I've ever felt before.
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A crotch cheesier than an order of nachos from 7/11 and smells equivalent to a baseball stadium filled with parmesan.
"Yo did you get laid last night?"
"No bro, she had a cheese crotch."
"Ew. The worst."
"Yeah it was nasty, like extra cheddar."