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She's broken because she believed.
He's ok because he lied.
This is a stereotype that defines male homo-sapiens as devious, and female homo-sapiens as gullible fools.
Guy: I love you so much let's DO IT!
Girl: Okay! I love you so much too!
1 hour later....
She's broken because she believed.
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Basically a phrase meant to piss people off. If you think about it, many words can fit between "U" and "BRO?", with the most common outcome of "UMADBRO?", indeed one of the most annoying phrases in history. Women may be offended by this, most likely due because they are not male, however if you ask something like say "UMADSIS?" it just wouldn´t sound right. Be advised to use "BRO?" instead of "SIS?" to prevent yourself from looking like a total dickhead.
1.
John smells something coming from the bathroom. He knocks on the door.
Sarah: I´ll be out in a minute!
John: UTAKINGASHITBRO?
Sarah: What the fuck?!
2.
Mike: The only thing left to watch is Jersey Shore
John: Uh huh
Mike: I got to admit Pauly is cute
John: UGAYBRO?
3.
Liz: My dog died
John: Feel sorry for ya
Liz starts crying.
John: USADBRO?
Try to make up your own combinations with U‹Insert word(s)›BRO?, but use it in appropiate situations, like the ones above.
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A phrase used for a military person who wants to have relations with a person who could possibly be under age but the UCMJ says as long as she's 16 its fair game.
Also can be used to combat the phrase 16 will get you 20
#1
Sailor: Hey check out that girl over there she is fine as hell i would destroy her pussy
Marine: Dude she looks 16 years old
Sailor: Hey UCMJ says 16's OK
#2
Guy 1: 16 will get you 20
Guy 2: Yea but UCMJ says 16's OK
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ryan everette vining who loves a girl named krystin whos weird and renee and meghan definitely didnt write this cause that would be weird and ... mean.
that Chode Nugget(s) likes krystin whata fag.
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Used commonly by teens that are into memes and overall satire humor. Anciently meaning oral intercourse, succ now can be closely defined as a saying or joke in a dank way.
"Just copped the new yeezys fam"
"Ultra S U C C"
Fireball shooter that is taken when the shooter is placed at least 1" inside the vagina. Female to Male or Female to Female. Shoot your Shot.
Insert 50 ml + shooter within the vagina, tilt the girl back, and slowly drink the entirety of the shooter while it is inserted in her. Thus, a shooting star has been born.
Take your relationship to the next level with a Shooting Star Shot (Triple S) and take your party tricks to the next level as a couple.
The Shooting Star Shot (Triple S) was not like any other shot I have taken before. It broke all boundaries and it went to the moon.
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After an intense work out a heavy set person pokes into there belly button for lent only to find that a odor has built up that smells like 65 year old dingle berries from a wild sheep dog and microwaved garbage and intentionally puts said finger to a friends nose and ask him to smells, unaware to the friend of the odor he sniffs and in disguised by the raunchiness of his friends finger which in turns makes his nasal passages wither and die.
HEAVEY SET MAN: Hey dude that was an intense work out!! (all the while poking his belly button), hey bro smell my finger!!!
UNAWARE FRIEND: Alright dude, (smells finger) DUDE what the hell, that smells like 65 year old dingle berries from a wild sheep dog and microwaved garbage!!!!
HEAVEY SET MAN: Hahahaha P,N,S (Poke and Sniff)!!!!
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