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Josh is the gayest guy i will ever meet. He says he isn’t but everyone knows he is. Overall pretty chill guy but very very gay.
Person 1: hey have you seen that new kid josh?
person 2 : yeah gayest person ever
The biggest fucking frat boy you could ever meet. Not cool and hoes around.
Josh A Spoiled little fuckboy.
this guy eats the most kfc ever and doesnt listen to music hates pokemon and likes anime and using big words
person 1 - look at that guys
person 2 - looks like a josh because hes eating kfc and using big words
I would like if you guys didn't disrespect my community I think it was very rude you know my way of life is perfect and I think what you said that is very disrespectful
the dumbest cunt to walk the fucking Earth. Says dumb shit that nobody cares about. It's crazy that he thinks anybody cares. Nobody does you white ass bitch
Josh is someone you can rely on, at any given time. If you wanna have sex after class, he's going to be there for you. He'll even bring birth control pills if you ask him to, but he prefers to go without them. He'll fuck you everywhere, he loves taking risks. It could be in an igloo on the north pole, next to a fat lion in the african jungle, in the supermarket while an old lady with a cat is watching, anywhere really.
Josh can be a more difficult listener. He has selective hearing (which can be quite annoying at times) and he only listens to things he find more interesting. Like for example; your cup size, your favourite pringles, the compliments you give him, basically all the good things. He does not listen to things like; bad puns (which are actually funny, he just has a bad sense of humor), facts ('cause he always thinks he's right) and common sense (cuz he's a maniac).
The most important thing about Josh is that he always supports you. He cares for you more than anything and you're always on his mind. He'll tell you everyday how much he loves you, how badly he wants you and how perfect you are. Really, he can be quite cute sometimes. You really gotta keep the girls away from him though, he's quite the catch.
If you ever find a Josh, never let him go. You'll realise that he's the sweetest thing ever. Once you get to see the parts of him that nobody else gets to see, you'll want him forever, tenever.