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The 45th president of the United States of America — the greatest president America has ever had. Gave up his billionaire lifestyle to be president receiving $1 as a pay check. Fighting the radical left, media, and fake news. A true patriot, not a politician. A business man that saved America. Made unemployment rates go to an all-time low, secured borders, lowered taxes, bettered the country for the people. Deserves the world. The greatest man to ever exist. Christ’s last attempt at saving the world from the new age before the rapture.
Donald J. Trump would’ve won the 2020 presidential election if it wasn’t for the democratic voter fraud.
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J sunny pussy z has an enormous pussy that is even bigger then the pussy of a white whale. It also gets more sun then the entirety of the UK.
person 1 Have you ever met J sunny pussy z?
person 2 No, but apparently his pussy is even bigger then that of a white whale.
person 1 Awesome
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Fuck Donald Trump he's a dumb ugly ass yellow bitch
He's a bitch Donald j Trump
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Theorem stating that there is some truth to every "j/k."
Every time somebody claims to be joking, one knows that part (if not all) of what they say is actually true.
(the Absolute Theorem of J/K in practice)
Person 1: Hey, man. what are you doing?
Person 2: Talking crap about you to other people and being the most hypocritical friend in the world. j/k. Not much.
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The greatest American president, that people love to hate even though he’s done amazing things.
The Rest of the World: Donald J. Trump the greatest American President ever.
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A fictional, vestigial Orifice hidden deep in the anal cavity. Seldom cleaned and commonly burdened with excessive waste material, it is generally understood to be an undesirable hole.
The Jucuntius orifice is located several inches deep into the anal cavity and is 2 inches deep x 1 inch wide.
Oh! I'm an A-hole, well you're a J-hole!
The J-hole (The Jucuntius Orifice) is worse than the anus.
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A great president who has significantly improved the united States of America of the last four years
Man, am I glad Donald J Trump is our president and not sleepy joe
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