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0 bitches fat ass minecraft player please never talk to a alex
This poor guy who gets dragged round the world by the MI6 after his uncle dies to the hands of an internstional crime organisation that models itself after a glorified crab with anger issues.
Also, hotake but:
If there were more fanfiction, then I can safely say that they would be better then some of the books.
But apart from that I stan my poor spy boi and press F for Jack
"Alex rider, you are required in whatchamacallit to take down fuckmeimtired in operation mywilltoliveisdrainingpleasesendhelp"
"Wtf no-"
"PASSPORTS. CARE SYSTEM. DEPORTATION FOR EVERYONE-"
"AHHHHH OKAY"
"anyways. We need this done by-"
"Nah fuck this shit I'm out-"
*fades out of exsistence*
*fades back into exsistence*
"Fuck you-"
an incredible sex position where you have to eat a kinder bar as you’re about to orgasm so you enjoy two of the best things ever at once
omg! Have you tried the Alex cole ? It will change your life forever
The act of walking around one's house butt ass naked with a condom hanging off their dick.
Yoooo broooo, did you see that guy absolutely Alex Spiewak all over the living room??
A doggo with a christmas hat that evolved into a chibi dragon, he supplies lolis in his basement, and also has a gambling addiction
"I wonder when "Alex | I got a lewd basement" is gonna supply me the lolis"
a simple on the go salad , sliced lettuce, baby carrots, a slice of green pepper, a few grape tomatoes, broccoli, and some seedless grapes. easily fits in sandwich ziplock for convenient meal. salad dressing on the side optional.
"what did you have for lunch?" " I was pressed for time and made a quick alex salad."
A title reserved only for the dopest cat alive. Anyone with this name is unequivocally a badass.
The lil Wayne of alexes.
lil alex killing it