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A lad that used to be cool and wrote frantic songs back in the day.
A cunt nowadays.
A: Dude, Alex Turner is so cool
B: He was in 2006
A sexy little swine, a grandpa, probably doesn't know how to use a phone, singer of the best band in the world. He's also British.
Alex Turner can respectfully bash his guitar on my head.
a hot man who every girl with good taste wants to marry
“alex turner” is so hot
THE hottest man in the world. Everyone's boyfriend, husband, wife, grandpa, and child. He will find u if you don't love him. Always has the hokey cokey with the opposite sex.
That man is so fine, just not as fine as Alex Turner.
a big peen dawg lmao... a tryhard at everything he does, and thinks he's cool when he isn't. Very cringe and thiccccc
"Alex Au" is so thicccccccccc
An absolute psycho of the Australian variety. He absolutely adores American psycho and literally hates women. He is based, and red pilled. He is completely desensitized to real violence and a closeted incel. He speaks frequently about how he wants to/has murdered his co-workers at his full time job at McDonalds although he of course hasn't. He is distraught from his past relationship and has a tendency to sink to the bottom of his pool and stare at the stars to relive the golden days of his "relationship".
Friend 1: Did you see Alex Dimicco yesterday at Friend 3's party?
Friend 2: Yeah he had femoids buzzing in his ear.
Friend 1: Based.