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Also known as the hydra or the double-headed dragon, this involves pooping your guts out and puking your guts out simultaneously. I.e., the fire coming out of two sides at once 😥
Bro: Dude I just got food poisoning and last night I experienced a twin-headed dragon
Bro 2: I hope you had a garbage can... Or a good shower and a change of clothes....
An act in which one goes to a Taco Bell, eats at least 5 packs of Diablo hot sauce, goes home climbs into the drying machine on max heat and proceeds to shit multiple times while tumbling around in the participants feces.
Me and my boys went to Taco Bell on Saturday night, little did I know that we’d end up doing the tornado anus dragon.
A female who owns a lizard, or more commonly a Bearded Dragon, and treats it as her child.
Daenerys Targaryen is the almighty dragon mama, if I buy a lizard at Petco I can be her
The slimy dragon is a sex position in which the male is covered from head to toe in Vaseline and green paint, holding a bottle of hair spray and a lighter. The lady also covered in Vaseline being penetrated is the doggy style position is only expecting vaginal sex from behind, so, by surprise, the male yanks out his penis and does surprise anal, making the female scream while he ignite the hair spray. Hence the name slimy dragon.
Jake: dude my fucking house burned down while I was doing the slimy dragon
when after sexual intercourse with a partner you take a shit in their back and smear it all over their body
man me and amy did a pissed off dragon last night and it was awesome.
MILF un-shaved on menstrual cycle
Ur mom is such a carpet dragon
To eat spicy food and realize that all pain is an illusion.
I’m about to order some spicy pad Thai and ride the dragon.