Fat Whore

Oprah Winfry.
Also used as an alternate name for the Oprah Winfry show.

"My mom made me watch the Fat Whore show all day, it sucked."
"God Oprah is such a fat whore.WHITE POWER!!"

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fat lip

what happens when you bite your lip under anesthesia

Owww...man I hope I never get a fat lip again.

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fat sharpie

A large, good smelling black penis.

"So you still fuckin' that white boy, Denise?"
"Naw girl. I'm drawin' some fat sharpie now."
"Oooh, did he leave a permenant mark?"
"Bitch, please. Once you draw in fat sharpie, their ain't no more white out pens."

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fat mouthing

talking trash, talking shit, talking out ones ass, fronting

The niggah wasn't saying anything ta yo until youz put in the back of the hot-boys car, then he wouldn't stop fat mouthing about you.

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Fat Albert

The single coolest kid that wasn't in our crew in MS 51. He did moonsaults and stunners for Hot Dogs.....HALF EATEN hot dogs (No Homo)

"Hey Fat Albert!"
"What?"
"Give that girl the stunner"
"No"
"Would you do it for a hot dog?"
"HELL YEAH"
*Stunner*

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fat twat

1. A type of tie style worn by dorky schoolchildren in the 70s and 80s which is short and fat. In the 21st century, it has become a symbol of the wearer's 'rudeness' and their tendancy to ignore school dress code, what with being too stupid to come up with another, more inventive way to disobey the school rules.
2. A twat who is also fat.

1. Chav 1: Hey, look at me, my tie is only just below the knot!
Chav 2: Wow! You must be really hard to risk being stopped in the corridor and forced to do your tie up like a normal human being. You are now the most popular person in the class. Let's go pick on some intelligent, normal children because they don't wear the latest Nike© Total 180 trainers.
2. Me: Miles, you fat twat.
Miles: About! Shut up! Don't make me come and beat you up.
Me: Yeah, right.

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Fat C

1.n. A large heavenly body, with common tendancy to set his alarm clock to 9:59pm. This has been clinically attributed to the fact that Applebees begins serving half off appetizers at a coinciding time. Often mistaken for a Sasquatch or the Elmer's Glue Cow. Often mistakes himself for a bodybuilder.

2.n. A fat, living, breathing stress ball.

3. n. An univited houseguest, who makes it a point to destroy one inanimate object of great value to the homeowner.

4. n. The Phobia commonly found amoung Buffet owners.

5. n. Belongs to a frat, not a fraternity.

6. v. To be an idiot.

~Yo son, can you give me a ride to the club tonight?
~Nah bro, I'm takin Fat C.
~I thought you had a minivan.
~I do.
~Truth nigga.

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