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Jake and Evie will get together on the 18th day of a month and will never leave eachothers side. Jake knows that he can be an idiot at times but he knows Evie will always be there to give him a slap
Jake and Evie are soulmates
Dirty privates, uncleansed genitals.
Man, that dude has a smelly jake.
Wow she needs to do something about that smelly Jake.
Clean your act up, including that smelly Jake.
Your pot stinks worse than a smelly Jake.
The most unfunny guy to ever walk to planet.
Oh here comes jake olsen, not this fucking guy.
the best boyfriend ever, hes the best person ever and he is really super nice. everyone needs a jake leffel in their life đźŚ
“yo whos that kid”
“Its jake leffel”
Your homie but can always annoy you with other people, like a bad ending of a good soon
Oh look it's a Jake coulter or snake coulter
Hey, he's getting pretty good, man.
Hym "I'm watching Jake Paul vs Nate Diaz and I'm thinking (Keep in mind I only saw the highlights): Good jab work from like round 4 up from Jake. That could have started sooner. Has more than just an overhand now (I think he dropped him with the left hook). But he stands like a fucking mannequin. Move your fucking head a little bit. I heard once that if you're already in motion it's easier to accelerate quickly (I can't remember in what context though...) rather that if you're stationary.
The amount of time and energy it take to go from stationary to moving in either direction is greater for some reason (and I've heard it before but I can't remember). Which is what you are. Largely stationary. You're perfectly still on the centerline. You should be bobbing around on either side (This is all theory obviously and the most extreme example of which would be Clay Guida or something). That's why from round 4 onwards he was getting ABSOLUTELY Tea'd off on. I think if Nate would have let his hands go earlier he wouldn't have gone down in the-"
Iam "OH! SHORT LOW INTERCEPTING HOOK! THAT'S WHAT DOWNED HIM! AS HE WAS COMING IN!? THAT'S A JEET KUNE DO THING! THAT WAS BRILLIANT."
Hym *clears throat* "The first place. I think if he wouldn't have gotten wobbled in the 1st it would have been a totally different fight. Just hear me out, watch the difference in the head movement. As Nate lumbers across the ring you can see his head. Left right left right. Jake? Stiff as a board. And Nate slips a ton of punches throughout the match as a result. But at least Jake was keeping his giant punchable torso safe. It just isn't possible to fight a guy with decathelete cardio if you're getting punched all up in your organs."
Jake Paul vs Nate Diaz
name for scariest motherfucker on the planet
(In Seoul)
Byungwoo: "Have you seen Terrence lately?"
Jungho: "Yeah! He always looks so furious."
Byungwoo: "He's becoming a jake suh!"