meat hawks

another word for "hands"

u need to tale ur meat hawks off my food!

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Track Meat

The act of either receiving a terrible handjob, or masturbating to severely. Resulting in torn skin on the penis.

Steve: Dude how was Sara last night?
Bob: It was awful, she gave a handjob, and now i have track meat.

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Meat spinning

When 2 male men whip out there succulent big black cocks and spin them together like a fucking blender the have to hold there long black cocks with two hands at this point.

I love me some meat spinning

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Meat and potatoes

The holy dish made for our savior Lord Nuxanor

Let's get to the meat and potatoes

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Meat Tarp

A female cavern so large and wide that it resembles a tarpaulin being stretched over a skip.

Dude, that granny last night had such a meat tarp that it was like throwing a hot-dog down a corridor.

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Meat feet

When a males genitals are similar in shape and size to ones (big) toe

Jimmy pulled down his pants for moma and once his moma has seen his meat feat she was instantly turned off.

(in high school locker room)
Coach: alright team everyone show me your sausages
Player 1:wtf look at jimmy haha
Player 2:holy crap jimmy have meat feet
Coach:jimmy wtf
Player 2:hold on guy i want to compare his meat feet to my big toe
Player 1:holy shit its identical

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Meat statue

A human devoid of movement or communication. see: terri schiavo

so this guy flipped his truck over by driving like a dumbshit. long story short he's schiavoed, gonna be a meat statue for awhile.

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