cider house rules

Novel, movie, play by John Irving.

Migrant apple pickers live in the cider house and can not read the posted rules for behavior cause they are illiterate and also do not speak English.

Refers to rules which you could have no way of knowing.

I am so fucked over by those asshats at Wikipedia. It is so totally Lord of the Flies and Cider House Rules there.

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Rule #357

Rule #357: No newbie (newbie is defined as anyone employed less than 6 months) shall send out a global email. This will prevent his inevitable embarrassment of sending information that everyone, but him, already knows.

All,
The internet is down!!!
Dan

This is a generic example of Rule #357.

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Rule Number 8

Sex rule stating, "All women like it in the ass; some just don't know it yet." Can also be used as a verb.

"My girlfriend and I proved Rule Number 8 last night; now she can't get enough!"

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Asian Girl Rule

The Asian Girl Rule is a poem that states:

Chinese girls are for marrying,
Japanese for making love,
Other Asians can be pretty cute,
But Koreans are all the above.

Dude A: I can't decide where I should study abroad...

Dude B: Japanese Girls are Way hot!

Dude C: But if you're looking for love, you want Chinese...

Dude D: FUCKING N000000BZ!!!!! REMEMBER THE ASIAN GIRL RULE! *Breaks out into song*

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two-thrust rule

The rule that requires sexual intercourse to last at least two full thrusts before it counts as sex, allowing for a brief "trial period."

We started having sex but he came so quickly that he didn't even make the two-thrust rule, so as far as I'm concerned we didn't actually have sex.

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4 Beer Rule

When an individual consumes at least 4 alcoholic beverages, they are legally entitled to grope, grab, or fondle the opposite sex without repercussions.

Big Flee walked past Morgan last night and grabbed her left tit. She gave him a look of disgust and he simply replied "4 beer rule".

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bathroom sex rules

if the female goes into the male bathroom the female was the one that wanted to get piped.

if the male goes into the female bathroom the guy wanted to pipe her.

guy 1: damn they doing it in the guys bathroom.

guy 2: damn she really wanted to get piped.
guy 1: what do you mean?
guy 2: if they’re doing it in the guys bathroom the girl wanted to fuck
guy 1: says who
guy 2: the urban dictionary, it’s the bathroom sex rules

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