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A ham cookie is a medical condition that results in an individual testical being extremely flat from a rare birth defect.
Think of a confirmation wafer? Thats essentially what my left testical looks like. They've defined it on the internet as a 'ham cookie'
Term used to describe an action that a fuckboi will take to show his chivalry toward a woman. It is an ironic term since the act itself is a backhanded compliment and one the fuckboi considers to be a “favor”. Usually used by narcissists of the male persuasion.
“Did you hear how he just threw her a bitch cookie? I mean, c’mon, buying her a donut isn’t like a four-star meal. It costs less than a dollar and he paid with nickels.”
To pull a cookie is when somebody asks you to pull up, but they don't do it themselves.
How to 'Pull a cookie' 101.
Ron Artester: "1V1 BRID ME IN EDGE YOU SPASTIC KID?"
Person 1: "Ok im here, world 325"
Person 1: "Are you coming or what?"
Person 1: "I'm here waiting..."
Ron Artester: "Stfu retard!"
*Person 1 gets blocked by Ron Artester*
Cookie boxers is when your boss tricks you by telling you that he has brought in cookies and they are in the restroom. He is then there stood naked and gives you the opportunity to do the dirty in the office you’ve always wanted
Ah man, I’m going to cookie boxers that girl
A hot female of Middle Eastern Decent
Have you seen that girl that works at the corner store? She is a Sand Cookie.
A young, attractive Asian woman that is an online or mail order bride, often for a much older man
Mark’s older children smirked when they finally met the yummy cookie their dad found online.
When you use a cookie as a butt plug
Schmidt just did a cookies and cram and trained 3 asian males