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When you give yourself a tug in the same manner that you would use a peppermill with the old two hand twist.
Brady went to take a nap but we all knew he was just CRACKING his PEPPER.
When you're on the bus and someone cracks their neck so hard it sounds like a glow stick
Guy 1: *cracking his neck*
Guy 2: "Damn you be cracking your neck so hard i bet it'll glow in the dark tonight."
When, after fucking a coke addict, you take off your used condom and slide it through the hole in their nose.
Friend 1: “Yo last night I fucked this homeless bitch and she had a gap in between her nostrils.”
Friend 2: “So you gave her the old Crack-hole special?”
Friend 1: “Yup, I didn’t even pay her the money she asked for after.”
Any full moon that falls on the same date as a welfare check.
The fried chicken place in the gas station was really busy today, it must be a crack moon tonight. I hope I have some beer in the fridge because there isn't a chance in hell I'm stepping foot in the liquor store today.
An alcoholic beverage in which a White Claw is poured over ice and topped with an extra shot or two of flavored vodka.
“Bro, I got absolutely white girl wasted last night at the booth. Those Crack Claws will sneak up on you.”
A term coined by Kendrick Lamar in his 2011 song, “A.D.H.D” referring to those born in the 1980s in America. The 1980s were the initial start of the crack epidemic in America, hence anyone born in the ‘80s is a “crack baby.”
David: Yo so when were you born Steven?
Steven: I was born in the ‘80s
David: Okay then you are a crack baby
Steven: Why you say that?