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He left to get the milk... He's not coming back sunny.
"Dad can you go get some milk."
a male parent figure who will be there for you until your little sibling are born.
Life before little sibling “hey dad i’m sorry i broke the vase….”
“it’s okay no need to say sorry for that.”
life after “dad? that little dude broke my pen.”
“THATS YOUR FAULT YOU NEED TO WATCH YOUR STUFF.i- i’m sorry honey i got a little bit too emotional.”
Something you don't have. Roasted.
Player 1: You got shit on that's why you don't have a dad. Player 2: How did you know?
Sucking your fathers dick until he moans so loud
"Want me to give you a blowjob daddy?"