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When you throw a woman up into the air while the guy lies down, so she lands on his dick, deeply penetrating
That guy gave me the reverse flying eagle last night and shattered my vagina
A nigga that be ballin so hard, he’d rather catch flights then feelings
Pers 1: Demm, Koby bryant is such a fly nigga
Pers 2: unfortiunatly his last flight ended his whole carreer
A large penis belonging to a douche bag that catches chics left and right when swung
He just swings his penis and chics are caught in his penus fly trap!
When you want to say something that you shouldn’t in a conversation
Arnold jinkynuts: dude my grandma just died in a car crash
Jefferson ticklesack: yunj fly
a phrase used to mean "civilized" (however one defines this word) people don't behave the way you do. One can also add the adjective "normal" in front of the adjective civilized.
a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learned the basics of electricity, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.
His mother starts screaming at him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.
son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?