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Chris is typically a long nick giraffe ass looking motherfucker a skyscraper built body build regular people can reach Heights up to 6 feet or 6’1 he is the 14th floor no scratch that the 24th floor he’s perfect for Bodyguard work and he’s a mamón OHH and don’t let him get too drunk he might call your mama fat his dick is laughable he’s a computer and he glitches a lot and it was a Chris Who played slender man in the movie.
Jose - “yo I got rob last night ion feel safe”
Kenny - “bro I got you my cuz got dis long neck nigga name Chris as his bodyguard TRUST ME no body runnin up on that guy”
A Chris is your friends boyfriend who is a dickhead to you and everyone except the person hes dating.
"Why is Chris so rude to me?"
Oh, thats just how Chris is.
This is the man every woman desires inside and out. He possesses all of the amazing qualities we fantasize about when we envision the “Perfect Guy”. This well mannered gentleman has a loving selfless heart and treats everyone with respect. He has a soft spot for animals and would go to great lengths to save every last one of them if he could. If you have a sense of humor, there will never be a dull moment because his middle name is Sarcasm. He has the strength and courage of a Silverback Gorilla, and will protect what is his at all costs. This is the man that you want and need in your corner but hands off ladies, he is already spoken for😉
When I grow up I am going to get me a Chris to grow old and happy with.
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This is the man every woman desires inside and out. He possesses all of the amazing qualities we fantasize about when we envision the “Perfect Guy”. This well mannered gentleman has a loving selfless heart and treats everyone with respect. He has a soft spot for animals and would go to great lengths to save every last one of them if he could. If you have a sense of humor, there will never be a dull moment because his middle name is Sarcasm. He has the strength and courage of a Silverback Gorilla, and will protect what is his at all costs. This is the man that you want and need in your corner but hands off ladies, he is already spoken for😉
When I grow up I am going to get me a Chris to grow old and happy with.
Chris is a sexy, fun, bad boy. The girls fall for him in a heartbeat ♥️. He loves to hang with his Bros but more with girls. Loves to party.
Chris is so hot- Girl 1
Did you see him flunk school?-Girl 2
Chris is going to Mark's party.
A simply beautiful guy. He may come off shy at first, but when you get to know him, you’ll see that he’s kind and really funny! He makes you feel like you rule the world. Remember: He may seem innocent at first, but as he comes out of his shell, you’re see he isn’t!
Girl 1: Omg I think I love Chris!
Girl 2: Ask him out then
They type of person that will say your his best friend but not really but some how he tricks girl into liking him but he secretly gay. He pretends to be nice and that he cares but he really doesn’t. He will try to ruin your life but won’t becasue he not a real man. He’s great tho