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That one friend that you want to punch. Can’t tackle and tends to remind you of your morning deuce.
Look at this jackass, he reminds me of my buddy Jake
He’s a Catholic and Jew boy that’s super sexy and funny, with a massive Dong, got a simile that will make you cum and profess your love to him
You’re the definition of Jake
Jake is an extraordinary guy. Anyone who knows a Jake is bound to have a great time with them. He can be very truthful and feels the need to express themselves in weird ways, but can also be very sensitive and secretive at times. But a Jake most of the time won’t give a F
*person 1*: Jake is a nerdy guy
*person 2*: Nah he’s just being Jake
Jake is that one guy who will have one singular friend and become the best friend ever known to mankind to that one friend and become a painfully average guy to everyone else.
Jake Being Painfully Average: “Hey.”
Random Guy: “Hey.”
A Jake is someone who loves to pay for your dinner even when you can afford it. If you dont let a Jake pay for it then he gets so aggravated and aggressive to the point where no is not accepted. All so he can pay for a 5 dollar soup. A Jake is also someone who loves to sleep with a C-Pap machine and thinks everybody should have one even though he forgets to use it every night. A Jake is also someone who likes to play footsie with strangers in public stalls.
Oh sorry i couldnt make it over tonight im tired and forgot to use my c-pap. What a Jake!
This guy wigged out for not letting him pay for my dinner. God I wish he wasnt such a Jake!
I just used the restroom at a meeting and this creep was trying to play footsie with me. Creepy Jake!
Small pp and talks to much extremely illiterate and smells funky