fart potluck

Filling a small enclosed area with a mixture of the consisting parties intestinal gases

Phil: Hey Dan, it smell rank in here.

Dan: yea man, I farted.

Phil: lol so did I

Dan: yea bro it's a Fart Potluck

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yogurt fart

when you open up a yogurt container and it squirts/ejaculates its yogurtness all over your hand

veronica beaverhausen's yogurt farted all over her hand as she opened it in class and she got super-pissed and left to clean its yogurt jizz off her hand

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Boner Fart

A large, four-armed, ape like creature known to haunt the Arctic or rocky areas of the planet Pandora. Also known as a Primal Creature, Ferrovore, or, most commonly, a Bullymong.

-Axton: Hey, did you see me kill that Boner Fart by hitting it with a Grenade?
-Salvador: Yeah, that was awesome!

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weiner farts

Like a Queef, but for men.

Watch out bro, I think that dude has been storing up a powerful weiner farts. We better get out of here before he blows.

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bullet fart

A sequence of repetitive farts.

Guy one: "Oh shit! Is someone shooting a machine gun?!?"

Guy two: "No, that's just Quan setting off some bullet farts."

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top fart

A fart that has so much air it goes up your butt crack and escapes through the top of your pants

I must have ate too much cabbage today because I have been top farting all day.

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Sleep farts

When a person holds their farts in all day and their butthole stays tight until it comes time for slumber. Once fast asleep the sphyincter loosens and gas is emitted at high rate of speed for a prolonged period of time

Hey babe when you had a sleep farts last night, your ass hair blew in the wind like a vidal sassoon commercial.

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