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A road soda for people who are walking.
I just electrocuted myself in the hot tub, throw me a hand beer so I can walk to 7/11 and get more hot dog buns.
cultivating a nice frothy yeast infection
i would have gone down on her, but she was brewing beer
A super tall ginger man who is believed to be Vikingly Irish in origin. Known to drink coffee from any glass, no mugs needed. Also, is known to frequent elementary schools to sniff little boys bicycle seats.
Usually used in Derogatory way. This is the N-Word to white people.
Clayton Beers - A Tall bicycle sniffer who likes clean counter tops and rent paid on time.
That man is being a real "Clayton Beers" Eww gross!
To get outrageously intoxicated before making a decision with potentially drastic consequences.
"Broooo... What did you do to your hair?"
"Yeah, I had a bit of a 12 Beer Baker moment last night..."
"I want to sell my car. I'm going to ask the internet what it's worth"
"Man, are you sure that's not a 12 Beer Baker decision?"
A casual, think flash mob of boats, sailboat race where all are welcome to enter. First one back in wins….bragging rights! Often the race is out toward some point/buoy/rock/etc for a set time, then you u-turn (wherever you are) and race back to finish at the starting line, so everyone has an even chance to come in first.
“If you need an excuse to get your Laser out sailing, there’s a Beer Can Race at Spirit Lake, 1:00pm every Sunday.”
p1: i got the beer cold
p2: what's that?
p1: corona virus