doo doo butter

The pungent goo that tends to slowly leak from ones anus throughout the day when that day started with a morning defecation.

I should have showered after I crapped, because now I have doo doo butter running down my crack!

I know a wiped good, but I'm sure that doo doo butter is going to leave a trail in my pants.

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Peanut Butter Ass

A syndrome commonly associated with bodybuilders and/or fat slobs that consume copious amounts of protein. The human bodies inability to assimilate abundant amounts of protein leads to a sludgy peanut butter like substance passing through the butt hole instead of a nice slippery turd. There is usually no beginning or ending of the actual bowel movement, much like Woody Allen movie. The permenant peanut butter sludge causes the owner to wipe dozens of times without ever resolving the poopy grime caked in the butt cheek area. Often the vigorous wiping leads to smeared poop in the lower back area, skid marks trumping a bulldozer track, and inevitably a clogged toilet.

"Dude, can you bring me some more toilet paper? I burned through this roll, my t-shirt, and both socks and I still have peanut butter ass"

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Peanut Butter Jelly

A woman that has a nice face but is over-weight and her jelly gets in the way of her looks, so much in fact that you want to hit her with a baseball bat

I saw her face on her default picture and thought she was hot. but when i met her at the restaurant, she was a Peanut Butter Jelly

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Peanut Butter Clamwich

Dessert treat created by spreading peanut butter on, in, and around the female vagina.

-oooo I love peanut butter.

-ya me too, let me put it on your vagoli

-you mean a peanut butter clamwich

-exactly !!!

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Butter Butt Biscuits

Someone with a nice shapely butt, thick and round, nice looking.

Look at the butter butt biscuits on her!!!!

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peanut butter tribadism

The act of clit to clit humping using peanut butter as lubrication

I love peanut butter tribadism with my girlfriend. The problem is that it’s really sticky afterward.

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peanut butter spoon

When you or your partner have shit there pants and then go to sleep in the spooning orientation

Q:"Hay, did you and sandra peanut butter spoon last night?"
A:"ya man, it sure was smelling rancid that morning!"

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