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Extremly hot guy with a mininum penis sise of 34 centimeters. Some even have bigger
Ohhhhhh jonas is a real calle with his huge dick
Hey, I would have called but... You wouldn't have believed me, you would have deflected to peripheral issues that do not, will not, nor will I ever care about. You would have striped me of my rights"
A literal retard "But do you condone educational-rape? She like educational-rape!"
Iam "Do you see why I don't have a girlfriend yet or do you not get my point here?"
Hym "Yeah, no, it needs to be done my way or the problem won't be solved. I would have called but, really... What would you have done then that you can't do now?"
when you’ve been on call for an unhealthy amount of time with someone just for the sake of having each other’s company
I can’t hang out right now I’m on a simp call.
Just do it; go ahead and finish up; hurry up already; nothing's perfect
"You have been working on that paper all night~just put it on a plate and call it dinner!"
Something DJ Khaled Said and it’s actually hilarious
“*shows orange watch* “call me tangerine” - DJ khaled fly high king
when a traumatic event occurs or when one has a near death experience a call to the spouse is required shortly afterwards to explain what happened.
-Dude did you see that?
-See what?
-That guy almost got hit by a car!
-Oh yea, he'll be calling the wife!