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A colloquialism to refer to lofthouse cookies or those really soft sugar cookies you can buy from the bakery section at the grocery store. Called such because they're not that good, but you end up eating them fast as hell like crack.
"Hey. I picked up some crack cookies from Food Lion. You want some?"
"Fuck Yeah I love crack cookies"
Famous Amos Cookies is being a cool dude today.
A hazing challenge where someone has to run a mile with a cookie in between their ass cheeks. If it breaks, they must eat the cookie.
Person 1: “Whoa, why is he running like that?”
Person 2: “Oh, we are making him run the Cookie Mile since he lost in fanstasy football.”
A hazing event where someone has to run a mile with a cookie in between their ass cheeks. If the cookie breaks before the mile is finished, they must eat it.
Person 1: “Why is he running like that?”
Person 2: “We are making him run the cookie mile since he lost in fantasy football.”
When a woman waves her nasty undesired breasts in a males face. Typically this male will gain the nickname "cookie"
David entered the room and she waved her chest cookie in his face, he did not like her
one who has a sweet tasting crotch, much like a cookie. the complete opposite of "anal speghetti."
While eating dinner Mandy* looks to Lanna* and says you are a crotch cookie. Lanna replys "Thats just fine. Your anal speghetti, my pussy is sweet; your ass is spicey."
*names have been changed.
The slippery, glazeed after effect of performing cunnilingus that appears on one’s chin, nose, cheeks and (if performed correctly) the forehead. This condition is referred to as “cookie-puss”. ** This condition, if left untreated, will inevitably lead to the post-coockie-puss skin condition known as “pussy crumbs”.**
Man, She had my head locked between those thighs until I got cookie-puss all the way to my hair line!
Q Did you have cookie puss?
A. No, why?
Because you have PUSSY CRUMBS all over your face! You look like a damn leper!