Someone who can be skwallerwagged easily and has no life at all and is stupid as all hell!
there was this new kid dylan in our school and he seemed to be the biggest general douche ever! all he did was sleep, scream at kids and bitch to the teachers!
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The only thing that exceeds the amount of douche in the doucheapotamus
I can't believe the way that guy is acting. He's gotta be the biggest douche I've ever seen.. In fact He's a douche whale.
Source: image969, cumberland RI
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twaffle of douche. ahole who doesn't know when to quit. always takes things too far. always tells storys that are way too long and not relevant in any way.
Jon is such a douche twaffle.
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douch fag what a gay man uses to clean out his ass
dude josh is such a douch fag
dude nice
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The derevitive of Meat Ball and Douche Bag. In simple terms, it's everything that you don't want to be. Can be brought in to simplified terms... I.E. Shmeat.
That fucking Douche Meat scared every single girl away with those nasty farts last night.
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next to douche snackpack in the level of douche sature; someone of less than average size, who is a douche of greater stature than a douche snackpack, but of lesser stature than a douche bag.
at first when she was turned sideways i thought she was a douche snack pack, but then she faced me and i realized she's totally a douche pocket
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a person who shows up in a public place looking like a complete idiot, or does something so completely stupid that it makes people laugh on his be-half.
yo, look at that douche bag.
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