She eats me under the table

Common phrase used when describing a friend who eats a significant amount more FOOD than you do.

"Hey Mom, let me describe to you my new friend. Shes good at baking, she studies real hard, and She eats me under the table."

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pie-eating contest

performing oral sex on a menstruating female.

Looks like Johnny's been having a pie-eating contest.

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Eat-my-shit (EMS) Syndrome

Medical condition where you have an intense urge to take a massive dump in tupperware and put it in the fridge

Eat-my-shit (EMS) Syndrome

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Cookie Monster Eating Ice Cream

A term used to describe a situation so fucked up that the situation can only conclude in a big mess.

Employee 1: Did you hear Kanye West is a human resources manager now?!?!!
Employee 2: Oh that is like the Cookie Monster Eating Ice Cream.

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holy lonely pony eating macaroni

when a sad depressed male figure goes to eat macaroni but then a horse shits in it

bob: hey man want some macaroni

doofus: holy lonely pony eating macaroni there's horse shit in my macaroni

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white people eat chex cereal

Only white people eat chex cereal.

Ben: chex cereal is better than lucky charms.
Nick: 💀. No it's not. That shit for white people. Only white people eat chex cereal

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eat a hotdog from the middle

i dont know...i am trying to findit out

im not homophobic...i do eat a hotdog from the middle

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