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To make a long story short; when a saw is to easy to cut the bullshit and you want it known anger got this done!
If I could hammer in half all peoples problems in the world, peace and happiness would prevail!!.
1. Use a blender to combine semen and laxative at a 1:1 ratio.
2. Drink.
3. Wait 10 minutes.
4. Enjoy.
Do you guys know if that alabama half&half is organic?
Half-sibling's great-great-grandchild.
My half-great-great-grandnibling is a good person.
Half-sibling's great-great-grandchild.
half-great-great-grandnibling.
When you got to have everything you need, leave no bread crumbs.
When your hair not done or you don’t have what you need for an event “I can’t be half stepping”.
half of a grilled cheese sandwich, or an open face grilled cheese sandwich. also called cheese toast.
i just made the best half cheese, i used cheddar and provolone.
noun: when a male ejaculates onto the upper lip of his sex partner in such a way as to place the semen below and, ideally partially in just one nostril.
Dude I came on her face, but she doesn't dig that shit so she turned her head at the last minute and I ended up giving her a half-sneezer. She was pissed! Funny as FUCK!