Puppy Head

A really bad hairpiece, wig or transplant job. Frequently found in New Jersey Diners, truck stops and local weather men.
Opposite of "Hair Shirt" which is where hair goes when it leaves the head.

Did you see the local forecast? That dude had a major case of puppy head.

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head condom

A beanie, or any hat that bears a striking reseblance to a condom when placed on your head.

look at that dude wearing the head condom.

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ñema head

someone whose head looks like the tip of a male penis. (usually a bald male)

Kevin Garnett is a perfect example of a ñema head.
Oye Milton, move your ñema head i can't see the game.

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cement head

a condition felt upon arising (from being horizontal to vertical) in which your head feels like it is full of cement

caused by gastro-esphogial-reflux-disorder (GERD)-when the mist of refluxed stomach acids reach the sinus cavity thereby generating an excess of mucus to expel the foreign substance

Suzanne was tired of waking up every morning with cement head. She went to her doctor to learn why and he said that the condition is a result of GERD. He gave her a scrip for Nexium and the cement head went away.

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head poncho

1. noun. Used to describe the leader of a pack. Similar to head hancho except a much better leader and awsomer. A rank most people only dream about.

2. The top part of poncho. like the hood part.

Since Natalie led her crew team's strokes, she earned the rank of head poncho.

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bobble head

a gurl who sux dick aka a bust down she gives head man dats wat she do

that gurl is a strait up bobble head.

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kettle head

Dumber than a dumbass

(guy looking at a cheat code) whered i put that code???

(me)YOUR LOOKING AT IT FRIGGEN KETTLE HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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