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A Dirty Jake is when you are wanking to kittens and right when you climax your mum walks in with a brand new kitten while she is in a cat costume. So you grab the kitten and fuck the shit out of it and then proceed to rape ur mom and your dick explodes with cum everywhere.
Harry: "Aye yo did you hear what Jake did last night?"
Shou: "Yeah he pulled a Dirty Jake last night"
a man who likes red heads blondes trains and feet
liam your doing your jake handzelek impression by licking feet!
a real nigga on some real g typa shit
yeah that’s a jake perron right there he’s a real nigga
Your homie but can always annoy you with other people, like a bad ending of a good soon
Oh look it's a Jake coulter or snake coulter
Speaking random gibberish with the once and a while "among us"
amonginamonginamonginamonginamonginamonginamonginamonginamonginamonginamonginamonginamonginamonginamonginamongin Pulling a Jake Pappas
A skinny, white male with a small penis with nothing to lose and jackshit to gain.
Stacey: "Hey did you hear about that Jake Meredith guy?"
Brittany: "Yeah I heard that he ate a dick for nothing."
Stacey: "Fuck, that kid has nothing to lose."
Brittany "And he has nothing but a bag of dicks to gain."
Stacey: "I hate that skinny white boy."
Brittany: "Pretty sure he has a small penis too."
Stacey: "Probably."
the most fucking awesome ufc middle weight fighter.
Jake Shields kicked that guys ass.