Goose n' Boost

another name for a Red Bull and Vodka

Hey Trev, pour me another Goose n' Boost. We got a long night ahead of us!...

Puke n Poke

When you stop and stick your tongue in her butt hole and sniff it right after, then you're ready to hurl on her back and use the overflow for lube.

"Bro Jim smells like dick, pussy, and puke tonight wtf?"

"He musta hit his girl with the old puke n poke last night."
"Oh he's always running out of lube, dirty bastard."
"I HATE when he tongue punches her fart box just to puke for lube while he's deep in the poon!"

Sip n Stroll

The best way to happy hour during quarantine. Sip your favorite wine or cocktail from a travel mug while strolling 6 feet apart.

Happy hour this Friday! Let’s meet up with our masks and cocktails for a Sip n Stroll!

The N Word Man

My white friend said the n word three times in front of a mirror and then he got robbed in the dark

Guy 1: Wanna do the n word man challenge?
Guy 2: Nah, you know what happened to timmy
Guy 1: oh yeah, he got jumped

P A N D A!

P A N D A! is cute and i want him inside me

-Minty

P A N D A! did my mom and me cuz i’m a slut
-minty

Kibbles n' Shits

When your dog, cat, friend, or other has a bad reaction to kibbles n' bits dog food.

"Damn dude, my grandma has the kibbles n' shits. Probably shouldn't have put that in her pill planner."

dick n drive

When ya driving and ya girl go down on ya or when you driving while ya girl- 18+

becky did a dick n drive with me last night, lmao.