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I wouldn't have thought Dubya's foreign policy could get much worse but with the removal of a democratically elected leader* in Haiti it seems to have gone out of the frying pan and into the fire.
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This is the act of taking ones erect penis and holding it horizontally and thereafter setting a line of coke down the length of the shaft. A female then begins to snort from the base up, as you continue the act of holding the penis steady. When the female reaches the tip, one then lets go of the shaft causing the penis to fly in an upward motion slapping the female on the tip of the nose with the tip of the penis. This moment is known as the "Angels Kiss."
The Line of Fire (Angels Kiss) as preformed in a real life situation: Your girlfriend comes over to "watch a movie." You suggest something more exciting and edgy instead. She says "Hey, why don't we snort a line and get freaky?" "Better idea, why don't YOU snort a line, only off of my genitals though!" you say back. "lets do it!" she quickly replies. (every time) No more than a few minutes later you have an erect penis with a line of coke laid ever so gently atop its shaft. With one nostril pinched closed she looks up, giggles, and places her nose at the base of your penis. She then begins to snort. The moment may come fast or fairly slow depending on the level of experience your girlfriend may have with snorting coke. Never the less when the time comes you will know. With one simple swish of the hand you let go of your penis causing it to successfully fly up and smack her right in the nose. As you look down triumphantly at your white powder-tip nosed girlfriend, you may then step back and show your dominance once more by "serving" her for as long as you deem necessary.
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What the hell is going on?!
Joe: I'm leaving my girlfriend and starting a new life in Bulgaria with my new boyfriend Fredrico!
Amber: Holy hell and shit fire! Are you serious!
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A stentorian emission of flatulence.
Gosh! That was loud. Who's been firing up the brown engine?!?
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A Southernism that means that you have taken yourself out of a bad situation into a situation that is worse or no better than the one you were previously in.
Betty Sue sure did jump from the frying pan to the fire when she left Roy, her cheatin' husband for his brother Chet, the town drunk.
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a volunteer fire company/ dept. in Westons Mills New York. The members put on really good monthly dinners, bingos, chicken bbqs, and more.
The fire dept did not compare as well Westons Mills Fire Dept. did
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Fire is so cool and funny and hot uwu.
Fire: Hey guys
Girl1: OMG111M1M1M ITS FIREEEE
Fire: Oh hey
Girl1: FIREEEE ILYLYYLLULU
Fire: uwu
Girl2: Fire is pretty hot uwu
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