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Crazy guy who hangs out on 6th & Pine in downtown Seattle screaming incoherently about something that has to do with the Seattle police being communists and the Fry Apartments. Always holding a large decorative scepter and a sign that tries to “explain” his ramblings. It has a picture of Jesus but claims that he himself is in fact the son of god, yes. Also declares that the police give him “troblo” and wants nothing to do with you because you are working with the “Devil Communists” and signed papers against him. Deeply disturbed, yet entertaining individual.
"Man did you see that crazy screaming guy when you were downtown shopping?"
"Yes, he is the one who claims Seattle police are communists."
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A person who wears flannel, cowboy boots, and a camoflauge hat everyday. EVERYday.
Man, I bet that flannel shirt guy has a license to fly a hot air balloon.
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When a small male (including, but not limited to humans) has an issue with the rest of society because society tends to look down (literally and figuratively) on small people. Little Guy Syndrome (also: Little Man Syndrome) gives the "infected" person a aggressive attitude and thinks he some kind of "playground Muhammad Ali," and can beat everyone up.
NOTE: Not all small male humans, dogs, etc. have Little Guy Syndrome. And oddly enough, legitimate midgits tend not to have Little Guy Syndrome because they've already accepted the fact that they'll be forever short.
Example 1: The worst time a human male can have Little Guy Syndrome is when he's a point guard in basketball. Take Raquel for example. Raquel would have an amazing shot, but the fact that he's hardly five feet makes his shots get destroyed everytime he takes a contested shot. This makes him go berserk and act like he got fouled. Then when the ref tells him to calm down because he didn't get fouled, Raquel goes more insane and fouls everyone trying to steal the ball. He should /really/ see someone for his Little Guy Syndrome.
Example 2: I hate that damn woofy dog next door. It's got the worst Little Guy Syndrome. Everytime I step outside -even if it's only to take out the garbage- the thing goes nuts and tries to attack me until it's leash yanks it back.
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A movie that guys cry when they watch it.
Brians Song is the greatest Guy Cry movie of all time.
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a.k.a. "Boy's night out":
1. Venturing out beyond domestic prison walls for an evening of revelry and ribaldry with the guys, free from the opressive stare and piercing searchlights of "the warden." Punishment is traditionally dealt out in proportion to the amount of fun experienced, especially past curfew.
2. Little Known Fact: Boy's night out needn't exclude all women, just irritable wives and angry girlfriends.
3. An opportunity for the male to compare drinking, gaming and ridiculing abilities agains his peers, as well as conduct live field tests of his attractiveness to the opposite sex, without interference from significant others which would cloud the results.
Sweetheart, of course you can't come, it's strictly guy's night out, remember? If YOU came along, it wouldn't be guy's night out, now would it? That's the whole point!
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Between the prep schools of the Philadelphia area...Devon should be considered the underdog. Devon guys arent as rich as Malvern guys or as sports-oriented as the Prep (St. Joe's) but they excell where the others fail. While the others take themselves too seriously, a Devon guy will make you smile by doing the goofiest thing you've ever seen. They're not stuck up and really down to earth, totally approachable and friendly to the core. Generalization is impossible at Devon, as each person is an individual, a motley crew that may be shunned by jocks but has anyone ever seen Animal House? Who won? Roll Tide
the Devon Tide, as in sports team, yes they do have a sports team and yes they do beat Malvern frequently, sorry we don't have a hockey team though...
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The fourth, and final, stage of a white guy's life which, if arrived at in an average fashion, provides for a comfortable resting period before becoming a dead white guy.
Yeah, that mother fucker there got it pretty good.
Yup, he's an old white guy.
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