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When a dog wipes its butt after going poo by dragging their butt on the ground using their two front legs.
My dog always does a poop scootch on the grass after going poo.
It is the worst when my dog does a poop scootch on my carpet/flooring.
Slang term for a prolapsed butthole, or anus, presumably/especially from rigorous anal sex.
Also used to burn someone who just got fucked in a competitive sense and is butthurt about it.
Don't fuck me too hard again, I had a poop nozzle for almost a week last time!
You lost fair and square, Carl. Tuck in your poop nozzle and stfu
When you excuse yourself to go to the bathroom but you’re really just gonna use your phone
Things aren’t going anywhere tonight, that’s the third time in the last hour the girl’s had to use the bathroom !
Oh, you’ve got it wrong she’s just texting friends, you know, it’s a phoney poop!
This is a the great entrance to de women's health.
Poop is coming from my Poop Pussy!
When your poop is of the same consistency as frozen yogurt and comes out like a yogurt dispenser at your favorite local froyo store!
Tim: my stomach was killing me all day. When I finally went to the bathroom I had froyo poop!
Todd: man that's the worst!
if you suffer from any form of constipation and you know you have to take a dump very soon, you're experiencing poop pressure.
Men 1: Dude, I can't come down to the bar right now. I haven't taken a dump in 5 days! I'm under serious "poop pressure" right now!
Men 2: Shit man, good luck! Get some plums.
Name for someone who is utterly incapable of being intelligent
John got a 37% in PE. What a poop spoon.