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Verb. The act of using a touch screen electronic device while sitting on the toilet pooping.
Johnny came out of the bathroom after an hour with his IPad. His mom said, "where you poop swiping?" Johnny said, "Yes"
What one person says to another in order to motivate them in to trying to succeed in a task in a comical way.
Can also be used to disparage in certain situations or contexts.
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D: hey b I dont know about doing this.
B: Hey! Dont poop. You got this
D:(chuckles) maybe your right man.
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Dont poop so much. Your fucking your life up.
When you have a very solid poop that begins its exit from the asshole but sees it's shadow and retreats back into your rectum.
Doctor: How's the constipation coming?
Me: One poop almost came out but shot back up my asshole
Doctor: Ahh I see... sounds like a classic case of Puxatony Poop
This is a the great entrance to de women's health.
Poop is coming from my Poop Pussy!
When your poop is of the same consistency as frozen yogurt and comes out like a yogurt dispenser at your favorite local froyo store!
Tim: my stomach was killing me all day. When I finally went to the bathroom I had froyo poop!
Todd: man that's the worst!
if you suffer from any form of constipation and you know you have to take a dump very soon, you're experiencing poop pressure.
Men 1: Dude, I can't come down to the bar right now. I haven't taken a dump in 5 days! I'm under serious "poop pressure" right now!
Men 2: Shit man, good luck! Get some plums.
Name for someone who is utterly incapable of being intelligent
John got a 37% in PE. What a poop spoon.