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Post Harry Potter Sadness (also abbreviated as 'PHPT') is a mental condition where once an individual finishes watching/reading Harry Potter, they realize that the ships in Harry Potter are not together in real life and magic is non-existent as well since (almost) everything is scientific. Reportedly 95% of the people have this after finishing the series. Many try doing magic themselves, but doing so only disappoints them. PHPT can be temporary or everlasting. (PHPT occurs commonly in females on the realization that they cannot date 'Draco Malfoy')
"I just finished Harry Potter!"
"Oh, you'll have PHPT soon just like we all did."
"What's that?"
"Post Harry Potter Trauma."
"Oh."
Used after having a car crash.
He must have a (ppd) Post Prang Depression after hitting that tree last night.
On this day you spam photos or videos of your crush on a social media app and tell them you appreciate them
“Today is national post your crush day!”
Omg really should I post them on Instagram?!”
“YES!”
The first week back from Mexico realizing you have to face reality, can’t drink every day and can’t sit in the sun 24/7
Looks like you’ve got post mexico syndrome.
Why won't he stop sending the same fucking meme over and over?
Brandon's Pip posting again
Don't Pip post, bro
October 27th is post your significant other day! whether that's ur girlfriend, boyfriend or theyfriend, post them!
girl: did u know its Post your significant other day
boy: no
girl: shit imma post u
boy: jit ion feel u in dat way 😭
when you hit rock bottom and now all you can do it listen to post malone.
Ya i went to see chris today he’s in post malone depression.