When you stop listening to Weezer and realize how much of your life you just wasted
"This Post-Weezer Clarity really hits different after listening to "Buddy Holly" nonstop for 6 days straight!"
Post-noobs are a broad type of internet personae that emerged from the noob movement of the 1990s and 2000s, in which internet users departed from the simplicity and traditionalism of noob culture to adopt a variety of avant-garde sensibilities and diverse influences. Inspired by noobs' energy and ethic but determined to break from noob cliches, artists experimented with various media sources, novel posting, reposting and production techniques, and ideas from art and politics, including critical theory, modernist art, cinema and literature.
I thought Jack was a noob like us, but i guess he thinks he's got something better in his little post-noob scene.. Oh well, i guess if you "used to be a noob" then you never really were.
The feeling after watching a Formula 1 or similar race
“Hey Lisa, did you watch the race?”
“Yes, I am sad now, I have post race depression,”
The act of deliberately waiting to write a post or comment, so that you can avoid commenting on it immediately after it was written. This act makes it look like you're busier than you really are, instead of revealing the fact that you are on facebook constantly.
Can also be used for texts, emails, chats etc.
Friend #1: DUDE check this out!! This is totally cool! (link)
...wait...
...wait...
Friend #1: hello? are you there?
Friend #2: oh hey, yeah that's awesome, sorry I was busy working.
Friend #1:no you weren't working, you were pulling a Post Wait on me!
That person on social media that has to have the last post
That post topper stalked your page all day just to highjack it. She liked your post, commented on it, reposted it then liked and commented on everyone else's comments
The foretold social media (likely a video) post that will show the real beginning of the Apocalypse or WW3, likely a nuclear explosion.
The first post that reaches the internet about the Apocalypse in real time.
“Omg I thought this was The Post.”
the residual feeling and realization of shame that takes place once you've shamed yourself and you recognize what you've done; anxiety and feelings of low self-worth are all symptoms of post-shame
I feel so much post-shame right now from doing that keg stand at that party last night and falling flat on my face in front of the guy I like.