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The act of repeatedly punching a prolapsed anus back into place with the strength of a thousand dying suns
Robbie:Dude my asshole fell out!
Wyatt: Relax and bite your wallet. I'll gopher punch it back in.
The amount of tp or toilet paper squares you use to wipe you booty with.
Darn it, I am a punch of tp away from a clean bottom.
An average punch of tp is around 4-6 squares of tp.
Equivalent to around $10 - $13
something about a car seat
and maybe its headrest?
Will: you should stop punching mattresses.
Tounge punch the mudstar: To lick and dart your tounge to and in the asshole.
"Bend over and spread your cheeks , I wanna tounge punch your mudstar!"
"I wanna tounge punch your mudstar!"
Booty, Butthole, Asshole, Poopshoot, Tounge Punch the Mudstar
It is similar to poisoning the well. An act of claiming a good thing for the sake of owning it and ruining the fun for everyone else.
Person 1: The guy who copyrighted the Happy Birthday song was an ass.
Person 2: Yeah, he was really jerking in the punch-bowl.
That Tropical Smoothie drink got her going fast. When you add strawberries to your bananas it has you feeling kinda Jetty.
That Tropical Smoothie Cafe Jetty Punch gets me going fast.
verb (used with object), Slang.
1. To strike someone in the genitals.
2. A punch in the dick.
First Person: "The next thing I knew she Kanye Punched me."
Second Person: "Kanye Punched?"
First Person: "Yeh, Kanye Punched. She punched me in the dick. Dick punch. Gedditt?"