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Rule #357

Rule #357: No newbie (newbie is defined as anyone employed less than 6 months) shall send out a global email. This will prevent his inevitable embarrassment of sending information that everyone, but him, already knows.

All,
The internet is down!!!
Dan

This is a generic example of Rule #357.

by joekelli April 9, 2007

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Rule Number 8

Sex rule stating, "All women like it in the ass; some just don't know it yet." Can also be used as a verb.

"My girlfriend and I proved Rule Number 8 last night; now she can't get enough!"

by Blackbird Pilot August 30, 2009

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Asian Girl Rule

The Asian Girl Rule is a poem that states:

Chinese girls are for marrying,
Japanese for making love,
Other Asians can be pretty cute,
But Koreans are all the above.

Dude A: I can't decide where I should study abroad...

Dude B: Japanese Girls are Way hot!

Dude C: But if you're looking for love, you want Chinese...

Dude D: FUCKING N000000BZ!!!!! REMEMBER THE ASIAN GIRL RULE! *Breaks out into song*

by Sangki Song June 19, 2011

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two-thrust rule

The rule that requires sexual intercourse to last at least two full thrusts before it counts as sex, allowing for a brief "trial period."

We started having sex but he came so quickly that he didn't even make the two-thrust rule, so as far as I'm concerned we didn't actually have sex.

by Ci Bach October 8, 2009

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4 Beer Rule

When an individual consumes at least 4 alcoholic beverages, they are legally entitled to grope, grab, or fondle the opposite sex without repercussions.

Big Flee walked past Morgan last night and grabbed her left tit. She gave him a look of disgust and he simply replied "4 beer rule".

by BIggie552 April 4, 2015

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bathroom sex rules

if the female goes into the male bathroom the female was the one that wanted to get piped.

if the male goes into the female bathroom the guy wanted to pipe her.

guy 1: damn they doing it in the guys bathroom.

guy 2: damn she really wanted to get piped.
guy 1: what do you mean?
guy 2: if they’re doing it in the guys bathroom the girl wanted to fuck
guy 1: says who
guy 2: the urban dictionary, it’s the bathroom sex rules

by charlie perc March 26, 2020

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Rule AUS-1

At a BBQ, The number of Burners on the BBQ decides how many metres away any women must be at all times***

*** All times except whilst bringing an alcoholic beverage to the cook or cooks support.

Rule AUS-1 relates to the goings on at a BBQ

There is 4 Burners on a mans BBQ which means his wife must stay 4 metres away from it, unless she brings him or his support staff a beer, which should be open by the time he gets it, then she must retreat to the required distance.

by Loudy_016 November 26, 2010

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