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When a girl is trying to be funny and is meaning she has to pee but aperantly it’s not so funny and no very many people use the phrase
I’m gonna go drain the snake.
1. Lost or hopeless, with no sense of direction.
2. Stuck or abandoned.
Toby is on a snake in the sea when it comes to ordering poké bowls for lunch. He'll stand in line for hours trying to make up his mind.
Your poor girlfriend is constapated and she needs your help. You decide to do anal to try to work everything out. During the deed, you end up taking a rectal core sample and, as you cum on her back a small poo worm comes out your urethra and ends up on your girl's back.
I dropped a Nicaraguan brown snake on my girls back last night. We fixed both our problems.
To lay a nice, long, solid, turd. There must be minimal cracking with a minimum 6 inches in length to be considered a baby snake, 9 inches to be a teen snake, and 12 inches to be considered an adult snake. Anything less is considered a “worm,” not to be confused with parasites, although it easily is when said in conversation without prior reference. It is common to practice and prepare oneself to make the best snake one can before graduation from childhood to adulthood.
Don’t go in the bathroom for awhile, I’ll be in there laying a snake. It’s gonna be a stinky one.
When someone is going up the stairs infront of you so you shove your thumb up their ass
"I'm gonna give you a Christmas snake"
" I was going up the stairs and my friend gave me a Christmas snake"
A weiner at half-mast or a semi-erect boner. As Boyz II Men noted in their classic jam, Motownphilly, it's not too hard, not too soft.
Dude, I was doing sit-ups yesterday in really loose boxers, and I totally got a riki snake.
nibba got sum real ass gucci snakes
You have real gucci snakes