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An exceptionally large penis, this term is used when a man wants to have sex with large breasts. Often used to describe the activities that are about to unfold when communicating with a lady.
Oh heavens Betty. Your breasts are fantastic, and I would love for my Rack Snake to check them out!
Example:
Eric: "Yaa you shouldda been there yesterday. Totally got my snake in a bottle"
James: "Nah dude that's impossible. You a big virgin."
A fraud dean who betrayed the entirety of the student body of my school. He rather us die walking there than give us the day off in a month where we don't have any.
Student 1: Yo did Morris send out announcements?
Student 2: Yes Jake the Snake on that bs right now.
Lost in a boxing match by forfeiting because of a bunch of excuses and then chatted like he couldve beat the terminator.
I'm feeling tired and need to work on my stamina, oh you're like jake the snake.
When someone is stopping you from getting back onto the stage in Super Smash Bros.
Stop being a ledge snake Tomas and let me grab the ledge.
Another name for masterbating. Beating the Meat, Choking the Chicken, wacking off, etc.
She was out on another business trip so I was stuck at home, burping the snake.
When air is blown into a condom and slid over the head of a penis.
PERSON A: "Woah is that a snake in a fishbowl"
PERSON B: "No. It's just my dick"