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To add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing
"fake the snake, it makes people trust you "
A penis, typically found in its natural environment - shriveled in the cold. But beware, when warmed up and activated, they have the ability to financially cripple you.
Fucksake Ryan, ever since you let your girlfriend near your wrinkle-snake last winter, your social life has really gone to the shitter.
Laying down a nice smooth fart as you’re walking so that the smell slithers and lingers in air much like a fart snake.
Walking through Walmart on a Tuesday.
Joe Bloe: hey I swear I can smell the snake that lady squeezed out as she walked by with her cart.
Joseph blow: yeah dude I bet she did lay a snake as she walked by not giving a fuck
A smooth operator who likes to fly under the radar. Comes across as nice and well intentioned but be weary, as soon as the opportunity arises they strike.
Keep them away from the wife.
Don’t give them anything they can use against you to their advantage.
Generally less is more with these types.
Old mate is a real carpet snake, give him nothing because he’ll throw you under the bus
Jungle Snake: (noun) A beautiful woman that you take home drunk from the bar but when you go to do the deed a massive snake hits you in the forehead
Man I brought this girl home last night, she was hotter than Shakira in a too piece, but when we went to do the deed it hit me in the face, it was at that point that I knew, this was not a woman, this was a Jungle Snake
Noun:
1. The greatest character ever to exist. The man who makes the impossible possible. The main protagonist of the METAL GEAR franchise (the best franchise).
Verb:
2. To execute an action flawlessly beyond human ability.
3. To infiltrate like a boss, a Big Boss
1."Solid Snake makes my snake absolutlely solid."
2. "You're gonna have to pull a Solid Snake to finish this boss fight."
3. "I'm gonna have to Solid Snake my way into Harvard."
Achievement: masturbating, until you bleed. an honor amongst fapstors
bio: Entrepreneur, activist, first obtained the blood snake 10-12-2014