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The act of sending a person a link to the boss'd youtube vid
you my good friend have just been boss rolled
damn i hate boss rolling
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Cum that has been freshly laid onto the sheet that you have just had sexual intercourse on, is cut into a small square or rectangle. this small portion of the sheet with your semen that you have just cut is now rolled into a cross joint and smoked by you and your lover.
Johnny was feeling a bit peckish, so he took his girlfriend on sheet rolling adventures whilst driving his prius.
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A cinnamon roll job is when a man masturbates, putting his dick in the center of a cinnamon roll, and intensely humps or moves the cinnamon roll to and from his body to masturbate. The fun of a cinnamon roll job is that you can't tell if the white stuff is icing or jizz! It's a lot more fun if the cinnamon roll is warm, and soft, like a vajayjay!
Dude, I'm so bored.
Go give yourself a cinnamon roll job! The fun is not knowing if the white stuff is jizz or icing!
Okay! Sounds awesome!
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When a man has an awkward public erection as the result of unwanted arousal which he then "tucks" up into his waistband and keeps on "rollin" to be on his way again.
"Hey dude, do you ever tuck your boner into your waist band?"
"Fuck yeah bro, it's the 'Tuck n' Roll'!"
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A personal car or motorcycle that is much cheaper to run than the rate at which mileage is reimbursed for work use. (the current government rate is $0.50/mi, other places do $0.40/mi, etc.).
Nick: I work for the Census and ride my 1980 Honda Cub. I get reimbursed fifty cents a mile but it costs six or seven cents a mile to run.
Hamal: That's like a rolling ATM machine!
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The act of showing someone your anus while rolling on the ground.
"dude I totally just gave him the rolling brown eye!"
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When a man rolls a flaccid penis up into a ball and puts it in his mouth.
My buddy couldn't get it up so he just gave his boyfriend the fruit roll up.
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