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Tea Belly

When you have too many delicious and savory Twisted Teas and your belly starts to hurt. At its worst, Stage 4 Tea Belly is known to force grown men into a fetal position for up to 4 hours.

Jake: That lil grom Isaac has been huddled in the corner wimpering for hours. How pathetic!

Skeeter: Well, he did have like 13 Twisted Teas this afternoon.
Jake: Sounds like a classic case of Tea Belly. Maybe even Stage 4.
Skeeter: Probably. Still pathetic though!

by Dr. Grommer, MD October 7, 2023


Hot Tea

Some secrets got spilt

Me: Spill that hot tea sister

Friends: Umm

by Blah blah blah girl June 17, 2020


Pennsylvania Sweet Tea

When having sex with a woman you drag your scrotum across her face, cum on it then sprinkle some Splenda in there.

I hooked up with my side hoe the other night and gave her the Pennsylvania sweet tea.

by Oliver Holes September 19, 2021


tea bag stamp

Grabing a balll sack with a hand and slapping it on a persons body parts.

They were branded with a tea bag stamp.

by Sheargenius January 23, 2017


Lafternoon tea

It is a bit like Brunch (Breakfast/Lunch) except for afternoon tea and lunch.

Guy 1: "After the movie want to go to grab some Lafternoon Tea?"
Guy 2: "Sure lets go and grab some Lafternoon tea later."

by Unlistedfour6 May 23, 2014


Coal miners tea party

Double dicks on dicks

She loves a good coal miners tea party.

by KY123456 March 10, 2018


Mr. Teas

A Sasquatch science teacher. Also known to be a push over. Also talks in a hilarious manner. He also owns a hamster. Also gives detentions to students for no reason. He is also known to not know how to teach, and have a beer gut.

Dam dude my fucking science teacher is such a Mr. Teas!!!
Man i hope this year my science teacher isn't a Mr. Teas!!

by teaslicker69 August 3, 2010