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"Fuck off." It's such a lovely pair of words! And it's international. I don't care where you are - if somebody's fuckin' with your bags in Lhasa Airport in Tibet and he's got a shaven head and saffron clothes on and you say "hey, fuck off!", he knows *exactly* what you mean. Exact - he will fuck off. Off he will fuck! 'Fuck off' doesn't mean 'go away.' 'Fuck off' means 'fuck... *off.*' And everybody feels what it means, nobody can write it down. There is no English equivalent for 'fuck off,' because... it *is* English, 'fuck off.' You know? And English expressions don't have English equivalents, they fuckin' *are*, ya know?
~ Billy Connoly
Bob: "Hey I'm going through your stuff."
Bill: "Fuck off!"
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The act of a man having intercourse with a woman without warning and as quickly as possible; the objective being to get "in and out of there" as fast as possible so the man can ejaculate quickly and efficiently. This is a reference to the German style of warfare in World War 2 in which they fought in a similar manner.
My German husband had a hard day at work, and instead of pleasuring me, he ended up blitzkrieg fucking me and going straight to sleep.
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n.
a) An instance where the media has led an individual to believe strongly in something entirely wrong or irrelevant.
b) When the media convinces someone to do something beyond the realm of common-sense.
v.
Using the media to counteract people's common sense and make them believe in things they shouldn't.
Did you hear about the media-fuck where a kid tried to copy Jackass and got anally violated by a chainsaw?
99% of Americans are victimized by media-fuck each year.
Oh man, he actually thinks intelligent design is a valid scientific theory? He got media-fucked up the ass.
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Someone so nerdy that you need to drop the F bomb in the title if nerd.
"James is such a fucking nerd "
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A feeling, or moment, of extreme awe, disbelief, shock, and/or randomness.
Could be used as an Adjective or a noun.
1. Being so shocked your mind is just thinking "What the fuck".
2. Not believing that you have actually done something that is this amazing and/or someone else did.
3.Blank mind.
4. Something happenes very very very unexpectedly that leaves a lingering presence of "What-The-Fuckness"
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A list of people that you want to fuck
" Kate upton is on my fuck list"
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a Lancastrian term used when stating ones intention to do something, usually a big thing.
common lads, over the top, LETS FUCK THIS PIG
time for an exam, LETS FUCK THIS PIG
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